Opinion article by Duke of Shomolu, Joseph Edgar
Apparently she has slept with all the Governors of Lagos state. She hadn’t even stopped there. She has slept even with those aspiring to be Governor including their Jagaban who have tasted the nectar from her sweet thighs simply because her pot quivers at the power that oozes out of the tiny little p*nis that is a major requirement for being a Governor.
Lagos State Governors are her playground. Her legs melt at the seal of the Executive office and anybody who has had the privilege of standing in front of that podium to speak will have his tool no matter how tiny, nestled in her golden pot for the one second it will take them to release the putrid semen they carry about.
I am just looking at this Mo Abudu, the way you look at the Medusa. Evil lurking within the threads of her fine locks.
As you approach you are bewitched by her beauty. Incestous beauty. Her eyes large and hypnotic, her lips succulent and lush, her breast inviting and her skin glowing with the evil allure of a temptress.
That is what she has used to catch all of our Governors including the 100 year old Mobolaji Johnson.
Someone is truly after Mo Abudu and although I don’t like her, I am forced to pity her.
I have seen a lot of internet trolling in my life but the ones targeted around this beauty are venomous and vile.
Just as I was reading the obvious hatchet job around her person, I saw the New York Times article on her.
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She had gleefully posted it on her IG handle and with pride she took us through the article taking care to show us the meticulousness and thoroughness the writers went through to arrive at the obviously positive and deserving conclusions on her career and person.
I think M is doing well. I think her drive throws her up to be vilified by the ‘mummies’ who make up our community.
People like Mo would always attract such vile cos they dare to be different. They dare to be unique and strive to succeed in an environment of laziness and putrid aversion to success.
This is why she is shagging all eleven Lagos State Governors plus their Press Secretaries till date.
The gullibility and the ever quick willingness of the public to swallow these stories have seized to amaze me
Every woman who succeeds has slept her way to the top. Every woman o. Not only MO, Every woman.
No Nigerian woman who dares to dream has succeeded without opening their legs.
Those legs must be opened and they must be shagged to high heavens before they would be given the magic wand of success.
I just tire. I will never defend Mo Abudu, she no dey greet me. When I greet her she no dey answer so me I no like or send her.
But I pity her. The stories affect even me ‘wey no be her’ and I wonder how she would be coping with all of these slander.
Not only her, but all Nigerian women who have to go through this cos they dare to dream.
My darling Mo, please there is one last person you have not slept with. Although he is not a Governor, he is a Duke and if you want to ever build that huge amphitheater that will sit over 500,000 wretched Nigerians then you will just have to sleep with The Duke.
Mbok, leave Mo Abudu alone. She is on a trajectory and should be encouraged and applauded for the titan and Amazon she is.
