Opinion article by Duke of Shomolu, Joseph Edgar
As expected, another scandal has broken. It’s now a weekly thing- Chrisland girl, Yul, and now sleeping with dogs.
It looks like we are bored. Our suffering and economic hardship have begun to make us look for everyday occurrences to sensationalise in order to distract us from our deary lives.
So, Yul takes a new wife and we scream blue murder. Please what can be more ordinary than a man taking a second wife with a new born son.
Last night, someone sent me a video of a young girl being made love to by a dog. It was disgusting and scary.
She didn’t seem to be enjoying it; you could see that she couldn’t wait for the dog to finish so she could count her money and run to the vet for treatment.
Those kinds of people don’t go to doctors; they are treated by vets abi what else can I say when a woman will be doing shakara for a man and now open leg for a dog.
Well, my issue this afternoon is not the fact that a dog nacked a woman, but it’s us turning it into a major topic of national discourse.
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S3xual deviancy is a normal routine occurrence all over the world. People do stuff with their privates. Their business as long as they are not criminal or abusive.
People have been sleeping with dogs, snakes, and horses in Lagos since Lord Lugard came. Just Google bestiality and you will see things even in this Lagos.
People reserve the right to their deviancy, and when they now decide to trade it like stock traders complete with advisers and other such allied services, how does that concern us?
Look, if we can not focus on the clear and present danger of voting in another mumu come 2023, then we will really have ourselves to blame in this country.
People should stop calling me and asking me what I think is she my child, is it my vagina, the HIV that will come with it, will it affect me?
The one that will affect me, you people will not let us face it. We are gradually turning into a country of Amebos and gossip mongers.
Please make una let me rest abeg. No, be this one. Country of Amebos and gossip mongers.
*Duke of Shomolu*
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